🥊 Donny Burger vs. Lobster Butter: The Ultimate Flower Face-Off

Two heavyweights. One rolling tray. Zero mercy.

In one corner, we’ve got Donny Burger—a cult classic with savory funk, cerebral punch, and full-body sedation. In the other, Lobster Butter—a decadent hybrid dripping with creamy brine, floral nuance, and slow-building clarity. Both are loud. Both are strange. And both demand your full attention.

Let’s break it down.

🍔 Donny Burger: The Funk King

Donny Burger doesn’t whisper—it shouts. A cross between GMO and Han Solo Burger, this indica-dominant hybrid is known for its pungent aroma, dense structure, and unapologetic potency.

• 👃 Aroma: Garlic, fuel, earthy spice
• 🍽️ Flavor: Savory funk with a diesel finish
• 🧠 Effects: Euphoric, sedating, mentally clear
• ❄️ Appearance: Frosted nugs with dark green and purple tones

Donny hits fast and settles deep. It’s the strain you reach for when you want to shut the world out and sink into the couch with a grin. Loud, greasy, and unforgettable.

🧈 Lobster Butter: The Coastal Connoisseur

Lobster Butter is strange in the best way. A rare hybrid with creamy terpene layers and a floral-briny twist, it’s the kind of flower that feels like a five-star meal in smoke form.

• 👃 Aroma: Butter, brine, soft florals
• 🍽️ Flavor: Creamy funk with a savory twist
• 🧠 Effects: Relaxing, clear-headed, indulgent
• ❄️ Appearance: Sticky, dense buds with amber frost and soft green tones

Lobster Butter doesn’t rush—it unfolds. Perfect for creative flow, quiet luxury, or doing absolutely nothing with style. It’s smooth, it’s weird, and it’s unapologetically rich.

⚖️ The Verdict

Donny Burger is the steak—bold, greasy, and heavy-hitting. Lobster Butter is the shellfish—refined, creamy, and strange. One punches, the other seduces. And honestly? You need both.

Whether you’re chasing couch lock or coastal clarity, these two cultivars offer a full-spectrum experience that’s loud, layered, and luxuriously weird.

Try them side by side. Roll them solo. Mix them if you dare. Just don’t sleep on either—because Earthscript’s flavor game is officially unhinged.